Originally Answered: need help! im going to fail?
I love the Old Orchard Beaches Carnival. I can totally remember what goes on there, because I've been countless times. I believe they have unicorn tetherballs and bearodactyls, because I saw these things once and thought they were totally kick ***. I might just have been tripping on LSD and imagined it, but no, I do believe it happened at the carnival.
One of the most amazing things I vaguely remember about the carnival was the haunted house. You'd enter a dark room and the entire adult male community of Old Orchard would have unprotected sex with you. Man, was that scary! Just thinking of it reminds me that I have all known HIV strains known to mankind, and a few more germinating in my gut as I write this. Fun times!
Oh wait, that was last night at the Old Orchard Bathhouse and Leather Bar. Never mind. The Carnival rents out the joint every second year. The haunted house of rape is at the Old Orchard RV Park and Drive-In. That can be a lot of fun too.
Still, the carnival totally kicks ***. Do you know that killing cats in satanic rituals is illegal? I learned that at the carnival for sure. The month I served in juvenile detention was a hard period of time, but totally worth it to hear the screaming of the felines. Silence, you furry little fools! Revenge will soon be mine! STOP YELLING AT ME WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME.
In conclusion, the Old Orchard Beaches Carnival is probably something you need to write about yourself, since outsourcing it to other people will lead to all sorts of random nonsense that will never be believable.